When you’re a crotchety old man

You asked if I would still love you when you’re a crotchety old man and I said yes, which is true but it doesn’t feel enough. I will still drink your piss and ask your permission to go potty. I will still suck your cock like it’s the most delicious, important thing in the world […]

Collaring and LDR

Every time I get out of a long distance relationship I swear I will never do long distance again. It sucks. And yet, due to all the amazing, sexy people being hundreds of fucking miles away, I always find myself back in them. Long distance is hard, that’s not news. What was news, to me […]